Remember ousted Real Madrid prez Roman Calderon? ¡por supuesto!

The part-time vampire claims that Los Merengues have successfully signed a ‘World Class’ player – and all fingers are pointing at Face Grease and Kaka. Of course given their statements in last few weeks, the pair are very unlikely to don lilac shirts next season.

“I can’t give any names,” Calderon told French radio station RMC. “What I can say is that one of the best players in the world, thanks to difficult and laborious negotiations that having been going on since last year, is already formally a Real Madrid player. Subject obviously to him being able to sign the relevant contract.”

Now, is Calderon playing mind tricks with Florentino Perez (above)? Because we know Perez is a mastermind.