No, you’re not looking at a pouting fish. It’s David Trezeguet! Word is he’s unhappy at Juventus and wants out! He’s not getting along with Raneiri aka Mrs Doubtfire and his agent has warned that he will be glad to move to another side.

“We are not talking about a 38-year-old at the end of his career. His 161 goals for Juve speak volumes,” said his agent. “I was sitting in the stands and I saw him on the bench and my heart was crying.”

The striker who looks like David Blaine and Craig David rolled into one, has a contract with Juventus until 2011. But with the way things are going, he’ll probably need to find a career in tango or magic. What do you think?