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Before we continue, if you don’t want your squeaky-clean image of good ol’ Pato to be tarnished, don’t read on. There’s a high chance you won’t think of him the same way after this. Be prepared to be disappointed.

With that out of the way, a blonde groupie who ‘specialises’ in ‘seducing footballers over webcam’ succeeded in getting Pato to fall for her pranks last Saturday. Her past exploits include Brazilian actors Miguel Kelner and even Diego (there were no surprise packages there).

Anyway, the best part of the story is yet to come. The chat log she posted seemed a little bit dodgy but it involved the phrases “show me”, “take off” and “I have a boyfriend”. But the pictures speak for themselves. Unfortunately, Pato has cotton for brains and exposed himself with Milan shorts in full view. How brilliant. Along with that, his abs, shoulder-shape, white bed and silver watch in the photos are all dead giveaways.

The blonde skank thinks she’s got it all figured out and wants to sell the story to The Sun. Everyone in this story is sad – Pato, the skank and we’re guessing Sthefany will be when she finds out. Everyone knows being a 19-year-old is not easy especially if it means sacrificing your family and friends to play for a big club. But exposing yourself to a random walking Lip Gloss who is not your girlfriend is just pathetic.

So far, none of the main news outlets have picked up on the story yet so it remains very much web fodder. It’ll probably stay that way too. We MUST MUST warn you that her blog is in no way Safe for Viewing at work or Safe for Life. It’s here, if you’re curious.