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If that’s not Pillowface on Rafael da Silva, we don’t know what is. Anyway, one half of our favourite Brazilian twins has signed a contract extension that will see him at Foreignchester United till 2013. No word on his married bro yet, but they’ll probably be playing jersey-swapping games once Fabio gets his extension.

“It has been an exciting time for me and I want to be part of this for a long time so to get an extension is unbelievable,” he said.

Oh Rafael, we beg you not to join the DoucheBag trio that is Ronaldo-Anderson-Nani! Do us all a favour, por favor.