Guti and his enormous Adam’s Apple (we know that sounded wrong but whatevs) have both been ruled out of el clasico against Barcelona this Saturday. Noooo!

Guti suffered a ligament injury to his left ankle in training yesterday. If you’re interested in the technical details, read on.

“After exploration and tests at the  Sanitas La Moraleja Hospital, Guti (was found to have) grade II sprain of the external lateral ligament without involvement of the bone. Guti will not be selected for the match against Barcelona and depending on the (pain and inflammation), he will be assessed again by the Medical Services to predict the estimated time he can play again,” read a club statement.

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