• Perez To Contest Presidency

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    No, Florentino Perez doesn’t have 14 clones of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka in his closet- but he’s furiously working at it. The Master of the Galactico Era – who looks like Harry Potter on perpetual medical leave – will formally announce his decision to contest for the Real Madrid presidency on May 14.

    According to Marca, the club’s former sporting director, Jorge Valdano will be given a ‘new role’ – similiar to that of a vice-president. So you can expect Valdano to be Real Madrid’s answer to Adriano Galliani if he wins the seat. Except Valdano is a lot less likely to joke about fat strikers and mess with the fans.

    And of coursee, every aspiring Madrid president knows about The List. Haven’t you heard? That list with all the best players and coaches in the world to seduce fans with in favour of votes. Spaniards, we advise you to take them with a pinch of salt. Learn from the dracula himself, Roman Calderon!

    For now, Arsene Wenger, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Cesc Fabregas and Xabi Alonso are all ‘part of Perez’s project’. More names will to follow in the next few days, for sure.

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