Promising U-17 winger, Dodo (not affiliated to the extinct bird in anyway, por favor) has caught the eye of the hawks at ForeignChester United. Is it us or have their scouts been going to Brazil a lot lately?

It now appears that a deal is in place for young Dodo to play for United when he turns 18 next year after the club bought him over from Corinthians for €6 million.

The player has traveled to England, where he will be training for two weeks with the club. This arrangement will be done every three months for him to adapt to the douchebags at ForeignChester United. When he goes back to Brazil, he will continue playing for the Corinthians youth divisions.

And we all know that the Da Silva twins have prepared a feast in honour of Dodo’s arrival!