No, you haven’t had too much to drink. It’s really Dani Alves kissing a miniature Copa Del Rey trophy. And he’s looking to add the Champions League to his list of achievements this year. Do they give miniature versions of that as well?

“I hope that the team will have a great game and close our season with this great title. We will prepare well and take our weapons with us,” he said. Be very afraid, Foreignchester! Rafael da Silva had better whip out his water gun in preparation. That sounded wrong, but you know you want it to sound right, futbolitas!

Anyway, enjoy the photos of a younger-looking Barcelona against Mallorca last night. The likes of Bobojan and Xavi Torres played and although niños could not pull off a win, there were smiles all around for the Spanish champions.