Italy’s most-loved gangsta’ is back and ready to play a full match! Futbolita Betsy reminded us about the Milan tour in USA in July, so all of you who’re attending the game must remember to bring napkins for Gattuso when you see him.

Anyway, poor Paolo Maldini has to spend his final season fending off rants about his team’s injury misfortunes. “I think that we would’ve been competitive without injuries to Nesta, Gattuso, Kaladze, Abbiati, and Borriello. With two or three purchases we can aim for great targets,” he said.

When was the last time Nesta played for the Rossoneri? With all that free time, he probably set up a Chess Club with the Curva Sud folks.

And the other epic quote of the week has to be Gattuso’s : “When I wanted to leave, our vice-president Adriano Galliani and Ancelotti locked me in Milan’s trophy room and convinced me to stay.”