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27th May 09
Ash
Oh look! What a pleasant surprise… Greaseano has once again attracted a classy lady to his den. Well, to be completely honest, many would find it hard to resist this man’s charms in real life but the key is to whisper “oily douchebag” about a million times and it will go away.
We’ve checked with four of our friends and all of them have questioned i) the bad wig ii) the person’s sexuality iii) the fact that she might be an evil Heidi Montag clone. But in the photos below, Greaseano is seen with a few members of his family and having a tranny in the kitchen is a big no-no. Unless you’re the other Ronaldo.
According to Correire dello Sport, however, those photos taken are actually of Luana Belletti, whose brother is none other than Juliano Belletti from Chelsea! Greaseano has been (apparently) dating her for two months and considers this relationship ‘special and different’. Save your laughs for the big game, people.
