Fútbolita

Finally! A perfect excuse for us to post this old gem of a photo. Those were the days, eh, Uncle Carlos? He’s trying to be like Wentworth Miller for all you Futbolitas but Galatasaray is no Prison Break.

Anyway, Real Madrid’s former famous Thunder Thighs has declared that Kaka will fit in perfectly at Real Madrid. In fact, he spoke to Kaka on the phone after the move was announced. Who else called the man? Raul The Great One couldn’t be bothered and sent a text. At least we know Pepe shouted “Bem-vindos! Agora agora para Cristiano!” and put down the phone immediately.

Said Carlos : “I spoke with Kaká by phone and he was quiet about leaving (Milan). He is an idol in Europe and will fit very easily in Madrid. I’m sure he will soon be a big name in the history of the club, as were Zidane, Raul, Ronaldo and another players.”

C’mon Uncle Carlos, tell us the other part of the convo – the part where you warned him about the dressing room politics!