Yes, that’s Greaseano heading to Paris Hilton’s house… the mother of Herpes! He wants to know what she thinks about Real Madrid because give her five minutes and she will be able to dissect the transfer market in numbers for us all. You’d be floored by Paris’s brain! Anyway, he’s into the Tranny Blonde Look for the moment, so she’s pretty perfect.

Anyway, thanks to our amigas at ONTD Futbol, we were notified that Herpey Hilton hooked up with Greaseano after he spent 20 thousand bucks on champagne at club MyHouse in Hollywood. And that’s an achievement for Herpey because she actually went up to him at a club last July but spectacularly failed. Greaseano is in the USA for a holiday and quite possibly, to get another one of those fake tans to show off in tight John Galliano shorts. Ok ok, we’ll stop.. he’s effectively a Real Madrid player now, WTF.

Under the cut… let the Herpes Heroes unite!

PHOTOS : X-17