Geri The Pout Piqué is not afraid of Potter Perez and insists that only a lion would be able to scare him, instead of Potter’s absurd monetary antics that have taken the football world by storm in the recent week. Yes, seriously have you wondered how the hell the non-futbol folk find the time to sleep while an earthquake is going on here in Futbol Land?! Why do people even bother making cakes? Ok.. we got carried away again.

“They signed (Kaka and Ronaldo) because they needed it. Next year the league (will be) fantastic (because) so many stars will be coming,” Pique said at a news conference.

“We’ll send a message of tranquility. After winning the triple, there is no other team that (we should fear). Real Madrid is  spending a lot of money but I prefer (a formula) that has already worked and will work next year – I prefer to be on Barça’s side,” he added.

He’s right. Barca have always managed to balance their squad out beautifully, and their youth system will always be one of the best – something that Real can’t say the same about.