So the ‘ballers with no international duties have been spotted everywhere enjoying their summer holidays! Samir Nasri and  Djibril Cissé were both seen in Miami having quite a splash with their SOs. Deco was also photographed in Ibiza with Ana Paula, his Brazilian girlfriend. No sign of Dracula Calderon, however. Remember, he’s that dude in a tie and suit standing creepily next to the Pacha bouncers.

Then of course there’s Greaseano in LA with Herpey Hilton. According to the Italian newspapers, they were exchanging “raunchy texts” last Friday morning and Greasay spent the next day laughing about his ‘adventure’ to his brother, Hugo, by the poolside. As for Herpey, she spent her day waiting for a phone call or message from him but was disappointed. So she actually organized her ‘own party’ and invited the man along along. Wow, what a classy lady!

Photos via Globo, TMZ and Just Jared