ÁFRICA DO SUL, FUTEBOL / SELEÇÃO BRASILEIRA

Quick futbolitas, assess their outfits! What on Earth is Elano wearing? Those painter pants have to be thrown out. Pato’s not doing so well either -  he dresses like one of those pizza/gamer douchebags in SuperBad. Amigo, your jeans are horrible.

Andre Santos and Nilmar are wearing the ‘typical ‘baller’ outfit – fitting white shirts, jeans and white shoes. Kaka is a barbecue dad circa 1997 all over again. Luis Fabiano is ready to kill bees with that outfit and Baptista… honestly?!

Anyway, these photos were taken a few days ago when the selecao went out to enjoy a “day of sightseeing” after their win over the USA. By the way, they buy the weirdest stuff when they go out. Like shampoo, soap and chocolates. Just sayin’….

Photos via Antonio Scorza /AFP/Getty Images