Now that the Confeds have been done and dusted, football’s focus is expected to shift to Real Moneda. And Felipão has already identified the squad’s main problem and warned both Greaseano and Kaka to watch their backs!

“The problem with Real Madrid is Raul. He is a veteran and continues to be like the owner of the squad,” Scolari warned. “He decides who he likes (or wants in the team) – including the coach.”

Indeed, everybody knows that if Raul The Great One dislikes you, Di Stéfano and a few other childish brats in the team will follow suit. So you’d best step out of the way and cry yourself to sleep!

Added Felipão: “Kaka is a rare player in every sense. This guy is a rare jewel. With all that fame and money he has already won, he continues to deliver on the field (like a young player). I’m sure that he and Cristiano are going to get along well with each other. Cristiano has nothing to do with that image that everyone has of him. I bet that both will be great friends.”