Ooh! Reports from Barcelona have declared that David Veeya will be a Barca player next season after his agent Jose Luis Tamargo and the club’s technical secretary and director, Raul Sanllehí Txiki Begiristain met in Asturias. Well, it could’ve easily been for a round of bingo but who knows?

Apparently, Veeya reiterated his desire to play in Barcelona and only provided this option. Yes, despite Raver Ramos’s attempts at smoldering him during the Confeds, he ain’t going to the Bernabeu! With Eto’o staying on at the club, he hasn’t been touted as a star replacement yet but it’s clear that his arrival will be a stellar addition to Barca’s squad.

Anyway, Valencia has also warned Veeya that they “will not tolerate any further delay” and David does not welcome the pressure to join any team in England. So he’ll have to make his decision fast. Snap, snap!