It’s sad when you type in ‘AC Milan’ into photo slug boxes and Kaka’s Real Madrid Welcome Party is the first result to come up. Can’t Uncle Fester Galliani and gang organize a golf tournament or charity match to keep the fans occupied? Have Milan even been doing anything at all? Even David Beckham posing in Armani undies at Milanello should suffice for now. Except that he left Milan too… albeit for a few months.

Anyway, at least it’s good to know that the Rossoneri have signed two new attackers from the Italian second division -  Gianmarco Zigoni from Treviso and Giacomo Beretta from Albinoleffe who’re 18 and 17 years of age respectively. In other news, the English tabloids are saying that Ancelotti is trying to get Pato to come to Chelski. Yeah, he’s not interested so chupa-lo!