Via Alejandro Gonzalez for Real Madrid

We have no words for this epic pose, unfortunately. Part time childrens’ party entertainer Karim Benzzzzema is the next in line to join the Let’s Hit The NightClub y Douche gang owned by Sergio Ramos. That pose just earned him brownie points and they will now welcome him to Madrid and Greaseano’s tanning salon with open arms.

Anyway, he claims that he turned down United and Barca for Madrid. “Real Madrid are an excellent club. I’ve dreamt about playing here since I was 15 years old,” he said.

Yeah, Benzema has every reason to turn up at Potter Perez’s garden parties for his grandchildren’s birthdays now (“Abuelo, the clown is here.”)