Thiago Silva scored his first goal for the Rossoneri in the Audi Cup yesterday – a game which they later lost 4-3 on penalties to Boca Juniors. It was nice to see the Brazilian scoring his debut goal for the Rossoneri.

Now let’s get down to los problemas, shall we niñas? Milan are clearly experiencing the drawbacks of selling Kaka and failing to invest in new players. The Married Duck had the best chances yesterday but left his boots in Bora Bora and decided that it was better to take a penalty and miss.

“Pato has not been in training for very long and he’s only had a few sessions with us,” said Leonardo. “He played almost a full game against Chelsea, but what he is lacking is training, also to understand the way we work in match situations. Therefore, he did not have the freshness that you need in front of goal.”

Excuses, excuses! Ya’ll better worrrrrrkk!!