Aaaaah, futbolitas! What is happening to Milan? More importantly, has Leoooonardo been a little too lenient? Mr.Fine has only managed one win in the last eight games and truth be told, that is extremely worrying.

Milan lost to Benfica 6-5 on penalties last night in another one of those odd pre-season tournaments (this one’s called the Eusebio Cup….. what?) And their form has pretty much sucked as of late. They lost in friendlies against América, Chelsea, Inter Milan and Bayern Munich and only managed draws with Los Angeles Galaxy, Benfica and Boca Juniors respectively. Of course they lost the last two when it came to penalty shoot-outs.

“I saw good movement at the front, although Pato needs to improve his physical condition. Ronaldinho needs to give a little more and be more consistent,” Leo told La Gazzetta dello Sport.

Ugh, less talking and more action please. Send them all to Milanello bootcamp and make them worrrrrk! We’ve established that The Dinho can’t be arsed to return to his best… so the next possible solution is for Botox Berlu to open his cheque book adesso!