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Messiah has signed a new deal with Los Cules… and Potter Perez better watch out, because the agreement runs until 2016 and Laporta’s lovely bow-tie wearing comrades have included a buy-out clause of €250million in the contract. It’s still hard to believe that este tipo is only 22 and has already achieved so much in world football. Well, there’s still the World Cup of course. And the quest to become The Dona’s second son-in-law. Dalma’s still around, OK?

Also, while we’re at it, nothing like Drunk Messi ringing in the weekend for ya! Enjoy…