Messiah’s dad, Jorge Messi, has denied the threats alleging that a futbolista from the Argentinean team wants to break his son’s legs… Oh Veron, your time was over. Ok, ok, estamos solo bromeando! We’re only joking..

“If a teammate tells you that and continues to be called up to the team, something is wrong,” Jorge pointed out, following a radio interview made by the player’s lawyer, Marcelo Open. The Messiah was also said to “feel uncomfortable” around The Dona and Jorge vehemently denied this as well. Of course we all know he’d much rather be on his Playstation than eat chocolates with the coach.

Someone needs to produce a telenovela about this.