Fútbolita

• Disculpe amigas but Guti and Casillas will not be sharing a candlelight dinner anytime soon. According to AS (not the most reliable source in the world), Casillas yelled at Guti for failing to man-mark Sevilla’s players – especially Renato – on Sunday.
  “What are you doing there? You’re doing nothing! You’re (marking) no one!” he yelled. Guti got pissed so he yelled back “Cierra la boca!” (shut up). The walls are crumbling! Potter Perez needs Real Valladolid’s bear mascot to solve the problem ahora!
• Greaseano thinks all you Portugal critics should stay at home and eat a bag of chips. How dare you misjudge them! They will prevail and emerge victorious! “I have recovered well. We’ll see how things go but I think I’ll be fine come Saturday. If we don’t believe we can do it (qualify) then it’s not worth showing up for the national side,” he said
  
• The Dona has finalized his squad that will face Peru and Uruguay and as expected, the guapo and largely useless Gago was not summoned. Milito has also been left out due to an injury… boo! Here’s the full list :

G : Sergio Romero (AZ Alkmaar), Mariano Andujar (Catania), Diego Pozo (Colon)

D : Emiliano Insua (Liverpool), Fabricio Coloccini (Newcastle), Gabriel Heinze (Marseille), Pablo Zabaleta (Manchester City), Nicolas Pareja (Espanyol), Nicolas Otamendi (Velez Sarsfield), Rolando Schiavi (Newell’s Old Boys), Luciano Fabian Monzon (Boca Juniors);

M : Javier Mascherano (Liverpool), Luis Gonzalez (Marseille), Jonas Gutierrez (Newcastle), Angel Di Maria (Benfica), Pablo Aimar (Benfica), Federico Insua (Boca Juniors), Juan Sebastian Veron (Estudiantes), Enzo Perez (Estudiantes), Mario Bolatti (Huracan)

S : Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Sergio Aguero (Atletico Madrid), Carlos Tevez (Manchester City), Gonzalo Higuain (Real Madrid), Ezequiel Lavezzi (Napoli), Martin Palermo (Boca Juniors)