A few of you think that we need to stop bullying Luca Toni but we beg to differ! Zio‘s worst than Raul The Great at present… and his performance at the Confeds this year were laughable at best. The circus came to town with trampolines and left an acrobat behind! Anyway, in these new Fred Mello editorials, Luca’s squint into the distance is pretty awkward as opposed to Italian model’s Marta Cecchetto‘s ferosha jacket. He looks pretty good in the rest… which will probably help to even out the expenses that Bayern reserves can’t afford to pay him. It’s like Lorenzo Lamas and GreaseDouche in one, but it works.
Also, there are rumors that he might make the switch to Milan (per favore, spare the pain!) or move to Napoli next January. The biggest joke would be if Potter Perez suddenly decides to make a bid for him. Don’t try to hide your excitement, futbolitas. Can you smell what the Luca is cooking?