Não, não! Looks like your Greaseano is down with an injury, which will leave him out of the major game against Milan next week. No problem. After all, the stage is all set for Kaka to face his former club next Wednesday. At least Armani’s new centerfold over here will have time with Rafaella Fico. Plenty of time to learn how to pose … ferosha style!

“After the medical examination and the failure to recover from the injury he has suffered in his right ankle, Cristiano Ronaldo was given permission to leave the Portugal national squad,” read a statement from the Portuguese federation. “Therefore, the player cannot play the team’s next match on Wednesday, October 14, in Guimaraes, against Malta.”

Was Paris Hilton’s alleged voodoo plot successful? Meanwhile, enjoy the making of this bank ad with him… You know you want to!