It’s Barca, Bojan’s giving you the lazy eye, and they thrashed Zaragoza 6-1 yesterday. What more can we say? For all those who can’t stop talking about the midweek loss to Rubin, Xavi wants you to grab an umbrella and sit down NOW.

“It has been proved that the cycle was not finished because the only difference between Rubin and Zaragoza was our success in front of goal, because our philosophy of attacking play is always the same,” he said.

As for Ibracadabra, y’know he was totally giving the Douche face when he said : “I am yet to reach my best level. It is great to win a game with six goals.”

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