In the spirit of the World Cup season, allow Ballackwurst and co’ to present to you with the new German national team kits. It seems to set in well on the shoulders, don’t you think? Lieblich! Bastian Schweinsteiger is all “meh” in this photo below, but they all secretly love the extra space on the left to show off the arm muscles, so do not fear!

Meanwhile, this other photo of El Tri unveiling their new kits below lacks the Piece of Art that is Carlos Vela. Nevertheless, even without him, the Mexicans looked cool emerging out of smoke (literally) during their presentation at the Antropoligic Museum. The most significant change in the jerseys are in the refined collars. Muy bien, muy bien…

Last but not least, taking you back to 1986 is the Messiah, who is kissing Argentina’s newly updated kit below. Yes yes, it’s the Messiah and the sultry/sexy look does not work for him but come on, pessoas! Give him the chance to be feroshhhh for you.