Each time one looks at Luca Toni, he or she is reminded to immediately visit a pet shop to purchase a cat comb. The word “geeky” cannot even begin to describe this poor man here. The job of a striker is always to score goals and care for your pets later, but Toni forgot this important fact when he signed for Bayern (let’s not talk about the Azzurra, amicas) and now, the boss himself, van Gaal wants him out!
“The player has indicated he wants away. Then he must look for a club,” he declared. Immediately, all the German newspapers took out their trumpets and started to play them because everyone thinks Lazy Luca’s attitude sucks and he should leave.
“I know we can’t accept his behaviour, but on the other hand there is always the possibility for men to apologise,” said Bayern’s team manager Uli Hoeness.
Meanwhile, Gangsta Gattuso pulled out one of his Italian-ego cards and refused to rule out a move to another club in the near future. Check out what he told reporters… this man should be at the opera!
“I’m Rino Gattuso and I shouldn’t have to wait until someone is injured to be able to play,” he said.
“Will I go? There’s still five or six matches to go before the Christmas break, I have to talk to the club and with (vice-president Adriano) Galliani because it’s not nice after 11 years to play only occasionally.”
Milan better keep him. No one else is going to flash his middle finger at the defenders all the way at the other end of the pitch!
via La Stampa & Gossip IT
