Kaka dude, is that foundation you have on your face? Seriously though… he has such an amazing face! It’s glowing. I know, you know so it’s time for us to be quiet!

On the other hand, we think that these loco fans who stop players’ cars in the middle of the road are either incredibly brilliant or stupid. Shit! What if he speeds right into you? (like in Goal 2, where Kuno Becker shouted at a fan and proceeded to hit him) Of course, this won’t happen with a good Samaritan like Ricky or those who’re insured millions, like Greaseano and the rest of Potter Perez’s army. But if he lowers the windows like that, you can bet some kid will try to crawl in…

Anyway, the point of this is to inform you that Kaka has come down with a nasty injury called Athletic pubalgia which is also known as Groin disruption. Yeah, tell your 11-year-old sister to stop giggling at that phrase. And nosotros no inventamos la noticia.. so don’t give us the evils. The Madrid doctors say that he will be extensively treated this week and sent to the gym. Melhoras, mano, melhoras!