Ok, aqui, para voce… it’s a Saviola turkey Sandwich, so you’d better take it for the road!

Anyway, besides the fact that tipo looks disturbingly suffocated and elated at the same time, who wouldn’t be – especially after scoring the winning goal in last night’s derby of such importance against Porto right? Even the incredible Hulk couldn’t manage that and all he could do was to look at his green hands!

Meanwhile, Bruno Alves complained on national TV after the game that “The conditions were not very good and the pitch did not let the ball move.” In addition, the Porto captain – and probably Amauri’s Portuguese bro (which would make them colonial brothers – get it?) said that his side did not have ‘many opportunities’. Oi man, just go home and open that bottle of wine, OK?