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The stories are rolling in like hot-fire! All that’s left for John Terry to do is needs to book an air ticket to Madrid ASAP to join Kun Aguero because that’s where cheating douchies go to for help. It’s also where Tiger Woods will check into immediately after his sex rehab and all members will enroll into Kun’s imaginary PhDs for their Womenomics studies which they will fail upon their encounter with the first reading. Pizza will also be on the house (doucheychicken) and perhaps, if they’re lucky, The Dona might hold a workshop for all three of them. Who else is joining the club?

Truth be told, this is just disgusting. How can JT do this to his own amigo? SICK!