5th Feb 10
Ash
One upon a time, before the grease, step overs and the Jersey Shore Makeover, Greaseaño was a shy young lad. “Este menino tem potencial,” said a deep voice in his head while he was filing his nails in Madeira. Alas, today that young boy has turned into an exquisite creature – one who quickly morphed into a tipo legal in our books after a nice 1am phone conversation. There’s no point being in denial, futbolitas. You will discover it someday too. Also, in our opinion, Greaseano remains one of the most professional “jugadores” to date. So today, quickly pick up all the spray tan cans you can find and sing: “Feliz Cumpleañossssss!!!”
“Quien es mas guapo…. quien tiene mas sex appeal? Cristiano, tu Cristiano! Pim Pam Pim Pam…”
Anna
February 5th, 2010 at 21:44
Brazilian wonderkid Neymar also has a birthday today! Culmination of John Terry/English Captaincy drama in their honor!!
Elliott
February 6th, 2010 at 05:50
Keep the crackovia clips coming, Ash! I love the actor’s portunyol accent and the dance number. RE gracioso
Ash
February 6th, 2010 at 16:45
fantastico!!! he must come and play in Europe.. maybe replace Robinho and his spoilt brattiness!
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