

Yes, we were lamenting the lack of goals for a good part of the Juventus-Milan fixture yesterday until signore Claudio Marchisio (and those pair of eyes) stepped in to score twice for Juventus! With a name like that, the whole of Turin will not be sweating over his complimentary one week risotto. “Marchisioooo! vieni qui, bacio la tua zia!!” (“Come here and kiss your aunt!”)
We’re pretty sure that Juventus’ new stadium had something to do with the Old Lady’s luck. You see Milan, it’s always important to be kind to your mascot – karma’s a bitch! Anyway, while Zlatan fixes his samurai hair, you guys absolutely have to watch this GOLD video clip below (forward it to 1:17 onwards if you must) where there’s plenty of dancing, singing and craziness on this Italian football show.

