You’ve gotta love the look on that girl’s face : “Messi?? Quiero que mi sopa de letras!” (“I only want my Alphabet soup!”) Ah, remember when you were 11 years old and spent hours daydreaming about being a child football mascot for the Champions League and/or walking out, holding a player’s greasy hands? Well, this chiquita clearly NEVER did and would’ve preferred playing with her Dora the Explorer doll at home… Speaking of which, Barca went on to defeat their Czech best friends, Viktoria Plzen, 2-0. No surprise there!
And then there was SuperIbra or IbrahimoDouche (depends on how you feel about the guy, really!) Everybody at AC Milan has seamlessly developed that signature “It’s excruciatingly painful, so fuck off, but I’m in heaven!!!” look.
SuperPippo is the culprit of them all, but has unfortunately fallen out of the pecking order. After all that headbanging last night, Ibrahimovic and Kevin-Prince Boateng led Milan to a 2-0 victory over BATE. His partnership with Cassano has been blossoming, but we’ll see what happens when Pato returns!
Of course, how could we miss out on Torres’ double against Genk (in Chelsea’s 5-0 rout) last night? It’d be rude to ignore it, considering that he is one of Futbolita’s Ambassadors (kkk, no se rían – es la verdad!), has been getting shit for his inability to score and the 50 million price tag. Like we said time and time again, he’s not the sort to care about the criticism and would rather be taking picnics at the beach (seriously), but the Gods of Football have arrived at his gates and he’d better work to keep the goal tally up!
via AP Photos & Reuters
