Unfortunately, Halloween hasn’t come one week early and that’s really Real Madrid’s Kaka and Raphael Verane channeling their “If I Were Ayrton Senna, this would be my Victory Walk, braah!” look.
Los Blancos received their complimentary Audi cars (you know they’d rather get a Porsche, or in Xabi Alonso’s case, a truck) at a commercial event yesterday. The entire team then participated in an awkward go-karting race which really only Marcelo and Benzema seemed ‘strategically prepared’ for. You know they secretly planned to overtake one another, ala Vettel vs Hamilton!
To be honest, half the squad could also pass off as astronauts at the National Science Museum. Madrid to the Moon, anyone?!
