O-GENKI-DESKA, TOMODACHI?!! (“What’s Up homies?!”) International footballing superstar, Lionel Messi has officially won the whole of Japan over with his awkward ‘Spanese’ greetings to all football fans in the region. Ok, he didn’t exactly say that, but who cares? The colourful scarf the stylist wrapped around his neck is also a big fashion faux pas but at least Leo’s Japanese pronunciation is better than Neymar‘s, who sounds like a robot on 8-inch stilettos. Tipooo should be ashamed, because Brazil has the second-largest Japanese population outside of Japan! Nani goto, Neymar? (What’s going on, Neymar?)
Anyway, we’ll spare you the pain and let you watch the video below, which also includes Yoda Blatter at the end for equal measure. We can’t wait for the World Club Cup!

Photos via Reuters

