It’s completely normal for a successful footballer to own more than two phones, as we’ve witnessed from Carles Puyol last Friday. Of course, when you’re signing a multi-million dollar contract with Santos (DESCULPE, Flo’Rida Perez!), you’ve gotta put your goods on show as Neymar is doing here! (Cara, eu posso trocar meu Blackberry Curve com o Bold?!!)
Hopefully, he has looked through every single clause 134 in the contract carefully, including the potentially tricky player “image rights” deal. Ideally, Neymar requires as much freedom on his hairstyle as possible, and additional insurance in case a lanky defender steps on it!

Milan fans are rejoicing today because their jovial striker, Antonio Cassano returned to the club’s Milanello training ground yesterday after his successful heart operation. In typical Cassano fashion, the goofball striker teased reporters about the ‘time’ and poked fun at Gattuso about his eyesight problem. “I read in the paper that you’re okay. But are you sure you’re okay?” he asked the defender.
Of course, everyone from Allegri to Ibrahimovic gave him a hug upon his return saying that they missed him, which just warms your heart, doesn’t it?!
“It’s great. It feels like the first day back at school when you hug all your friends after the holidays” – Antonio Cassano
Photos via Reuters/RAI Sport

