It’s Monday, which means it’s time for your Premiership Party! Maybe you’d be hopping a little higher on the streets today if you were a Swansea futbolita (pass the bread kindly now, love) but what’s football if there are no upsets involved?
After Arsenal’s careless 2-3 defeat in the hands of Swansea, Aaron Ramsey seems to be getting a fair bulk of the criticism (from some fractions of the Welsh media, no less) for giving away that penalty and basically being a “one-man midfield”. Ok, but who gave those pecking orders again… su mama? Sit back down!
Even Thierry Henry buried his head in disappointment … except it’s always bone-tingling freezing out there on the bench! The FA need to install more heaters in the dugout, or at the very least, send Sven-Göran Eriksson out there to distribute trays of hot tea. Don’t deny it.. du älskar honom!!! (you love the man)
Meanwhile, England’s favourite underwear model David Beckham was seen back at Los Angeles yesterday (with Gooner son Cruz carrying an Arsenal bag – wasn’t it Barcelona last year?!) which means that he’s back to renegotiate his contract with the Galaxy.
Yawn, he just needs to move back to Europe and perhaps even to Paris Saint-Germain s’il vous plaît! At least Leonardo could engage him in one of his 2,412 roles at the club. And a French TV show called “les Beckhams à Paris” would be absolutely epic and exceedingly classier than a Kardashian-type reality show… SNAAAP!
Photos via Hola/Reuters
