Jan 18, 126 days ago

Offbeat Weds : Wayne Rooney Doesn’t Do Dress Up, Balotelli’s New Ride, Guti Visits Sergio Ramos & Irina Shayk Camwhores

Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we cover the wacky side of football! Today, read about the Rooneys’ mismatched outfits, Guti’s bizarre return to Real Madrid, Mario Balotelli’s ride and Irina Shayk’s “cam-whoring” tendencies. All in a day’s work, it seems!

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It’s Wayne’s World… and you’re just living in it! Except the United striker forgot the memo last weekend and decided that going all ‘Farmer Fred’s‘ would be best. Oh come ON Wayne, a crisp white shirt for dinner would’ve been nice! This typical ‘Baller look is getting a little boring… tipo needs to hang out with United’s Carioca Brazilian gang for some new awesome fashion tips – gold chains and all!

Perhaps he just didn’t want to steal the attention from Coleen’s cute black dress. Chica looks ready for a night out on the town!

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Meanwhile Ibiza’s poster boy and all-round gossip favourite, Guti paid an impromptu visit to his former club’s training ground (Valdebebas) presumably to kill all the free time on his hands yesterday. There’s also the possibility that he was there to give out wedding invites to his latest beau. At least Sergio Ramos - being Sergio Ramos – was kind and friendly to his former hobo looking teammate who was probably looking for some free press! Ah Guti, gone were the days when Real Madrid loved you… ir al circo por favor!

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Speaking of Real Madrid, here’s the future Mrs. Ronaldo (“again?!” groans all around!) Irina Shayk at a basketball game with fellow model Jessica White in New York City yesterday. White is WERKING it with that fur coat, but from all that pouting and posing, Irina would much rather be at a football game – preferably sitting in Ronaldo’s chic little box at the Bernabeu. Yes, she’d rather be next to Mama Dolores whom ya’ll know sits down with her hands on her hips LIKE A BAUS! 

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We all know Mario Balotelli isn’t exactly a frontrunner for the BPL’S Most Humble Player Award to be distributed by your local Nandos’ at the end of the season… but he’s working on it! Here’s Mario in Manchester with one of his many rides… and this one looks nice! We’d add the stuff about his girlfriend, Rafaella Fico, but there isn’t much to mention there. This car on the other hand screams “No one in the corner got swagger like that!”

Photos via DailyMail, XposurePhotos, FilmMagic, Guti’s Twitter

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  1. January 18, 2012
    My God is in fashion crisis! God that these two are using? We save lives!!

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