Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, the comedy club which welcomes every single one of you Futbolitinos! Of course, for the newbies, Crackovia is the best football sketch show from Catalonia (you’d be hard pressed to find a better one). There’s just something about their 2-hour makeup routine which makes it all worth it in the end. Don’t you think so?
This week, Pepe sings “Ai Seu Te Piso”, which really is a butchered version of “Ai Seu Te Pego,” (complete with dancers), the Footballers’ Cult Favourite tune. Come on, you know this was just a matter of time! The lyrics translate to “Messi, Messi, we’ll split your face… If I floor you, If I floor you…” Michel Telo will be laughing his head off at this, you can be sure!
At the Nou Camp, Barcelona players and Guardiola “smell” something strange after their 0-0 draw with Villarreal. They later discover that Mourinho has sneakily planted animal waste all over the stadium in the style of the Catalans during Christmas…. he even dressed up as one! [Watch clip here]
