The Craziest Chelsea Fiesta Ever Held Feat. Fernando Torres, David Luiz, Drogba & More
Well, they finally did it – and boy, do Chelsea deserve it! Saturday night’s Champions League final was a fitting representation of the football patterns we’ve come to witness in the last decade. The notion of “Finders, keepers” coupled by …
Champions League Final Bumper Post : Torres, David Luiz’s Dream, Mario Gomez, Jupp Heynckes’ Mind Games
Welcome to your Champions League Final Bumper Post, brought to you by the squinting Fernando Torres and his post-flight mop. He brought just enough clothes for the post-match dinner in Munich, so it looks like that epic house rave and beer …
Barca Players Xavi, Puyol, Pique & Fabregas Gather At Guardiola’s Farewell, Bayern’s Odd Garlands
Let’s take a moment to reflect on the MADNESS from the football world in the past week.
Ronaldo and Messi proved they were human beings after both missed their penalties, Sergio Ramos …
Sergio Ramos’ Penalty Kick Sparks Hilarious Wave Of Internet Memes
After Sergio Ramos’s absurdly taken penalty kick last night against Bayern Munich (well to be fair, the entire shootout screamed “RUSTY!” ), a hilarious series of graphics have cropped up questioning the location of the ball now. “NASA …
The 50 Million Pound Goal Poem : Fernando Torres Edition
For the longest time, they labelled Fernando the £50 million flop.
“Give him a ball, they said, “and he’ll show you his mop!”
But over the weeks, old Torres remained the same
Till yesterday, when football returned to the Beautiful Game
Pique, Messi, Alexis …
Real Madrid’s Xabi Alonso And Sergio Ramos In ‘Mini Duel’, Mourinho’s Reflective Mood & Schweinsteiger Dreads Yellow
We had to summon our inner strength to prevent ourselves from captioning that ridiculous photo above (“YOU took my red jacket, admit it b***h“) without sounding like an 11-year-old. An invariably difficult task because Real Madrid are a team armed with …
Gerard Pique Craving For Start Against Chelsea, Di Matteo Says “One More Goal” All It Takes
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gerard Pique – the most excited man out of Barcelona’s training ground today! And who can blame Mr. Shakira, really, there’s no bigger stage to make your long-awaited comeback than a Champions League replay between Barcelona …
Cristiano Ronaldo Receives Bavarian Shoes After Real Madrid Boot Theft Incident
Real Madrid became the unwilling victims of an incident on Tuesday, when mysterious thieves crept into the Bayern Munich visitors’ dressing room and stole three boots belonging to Mesut Ozil, Karim Benzema and Ronaldo. Of course, it’s not so funny …
Noticias: Chelsea’s Victory And The Roberto di Matteo Effect, Iniesta Calls For Barca ‘Aggression’
No matter what you’ve heard from this morning, the real protagonist of Chelsea’s almost inconceivable 1-0 victory over Barcelona last night was Roberto di Matteo. That’s right – it wasn’t goalscorer Drogba or his provider Ramires – although they do …
Champions League: Barcelona Go Sightseeing In London, Fabregas Admits Move “Much Better” Than Expected
Ahead of their Champions League semi-final showdown against Chelsea tonight, Barcelona’s squad has been spending quality time in London, carrying their umbrellas and trying to avoid Cesc Fabregas’s former hang-out spots. There wasn’t time to get on the tour bus, but we’re pretty sure …
Champions League: Bayern To Play For Pride Against Real Madrid, Mourinho In “No Doubt” Over Lineup
UEFA Champions League Semi-Final (First Leg)
Bayern Munich vs Real Madrid : 20.45CET
Nothing screams “BLOCKBUSTER” more than the Champions League semi-final showdown between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid. There have been a handful of Bayern-Real playoffs in the last decade, but tonight’s edition will …
Champions League : Carles Puyol Prepares To Make History, Allegri Admits Milan Are ‘Unprepared’
Yesterday, we told you that Puyol’s inclusion in tonight’s match is set to propel him to “Catalan Glory” in Barcelona’s Ten Men club. …
Champions League : Franck Ribery Admits Irritation At French Press And Bayern’s ‘Stress’
You could argue that Franck Ribery says some of the best things in football – a mixture of ignorance and pure Franckness. Ahead of Bayern’s meeting with his former side Marseille tonight, Ribery is annoyed that the French press …
Champions League: AC Milan’s Ibrahimovic Calls Truce With Barcelona Ahead Of Quarter Final Clash
You’d better run for cover and start polishing your Aunt’s old wine glasses because history was made yesterday! For the first time EVER, a polite Zlatan Ibrahimovic appeared in front of the European press pack. Indeed, even if you attempted …
Ashley Cole, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Johan Djourou Visit Muamba & Didier Drogba’s Chicken Dance
Ashley Cole has never been the People’s Favourite Footballer, but there’s a fair chance he’s working towards it. Cole arrived at the London Chest Hospital yesterday with QPR’s Shaun Wright-Phillips to visit his friend, stricken Bolton player
The Epic Guardiola-Ibrahimovic Reunion, David Luiz’s Benfica Prank & Kaka’s High School Musical
Only one name sprang to mind following Milan’s Champions League draw with Barcelona last night : IBRAHIMOVIC! Hold your horses because the only thing Barcelona’s bookstores should be releasing in two weeks is an extended Catalan edition of Ibra’s epic
Messi Scores Five Goals Against Leverkusen, Wears The Best Sailor Outfit At Costume Party
Scoring five goals against Leverkusen in the Champions League… just another day in the office for Lionel Messi! The question is, who’s going mushroom picking with Xavi now? (don’t fret, there’s no real answer to that question.)
”I am fortunate to …
Champions League: Arsenal Gunning For “Five Percent Chance” Against Mighty Milan
After Arsenal’s humiliating 4-0 defeat to Milan two weeks ago, there’s only a five percent shot at quarter-final glory tonight, but they’re still going to run with it! Of course, the Master Statistician himself, Arsene Wenger, has done every possible …
Noticias : Man United’s Da Silva Twins Make Pancakes, Johan Cruyff Tells Ajax To Learn From United
If you ever develop an unexplainable craving for pancakes on a Sunday morning, be sure NOT to head to the home of United’s Da Silva twins! A hilarious video shot in their Manchester homes proves that although the Brazilians love proclaiming …
Noticias : Samir Nasri Says He Did Not Move To Man City For Money & Claudio Ranieri’s Inter Test
It has been nearly eight months since Samir “le traître” Nasri made his £23m move to Manchester City. But all everybody wants to know (at every bloody interview) is how he feels about leaving Arsenal. Although Samir claimed he never …
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