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THE DEAL IS DONE. Milan have officially transformed into Brasil FC (now where is Ibracadabra going to fit in?) and all they need now is for Kaka to return and complete the rest of the picture! For our own reasons (he-he), he’d better stay at Real for at least one more season.

“AC Milan communicates it has acquired the player Robinho, outright from Manchester City. The Brazilian has signed a contract with the Rossoneri club for four years,” read a statement which was undoubtedly written by Berlusconi’s annoyed secretary.

Right now, you know that the zany producers of “Chiambretti Night” are also probably scrambling to get Robinho on the show. It’d be the best welcome gift ever!

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We need to get this bloody image of Daniel Agger from our minds, pronto! Quick, Pippo Inzaghi… do something! Anything….

Anyway, all you ferosh futbolitas have probably heard of the epic show from Italy called Chiambretti Night. Well, their exotic dancers have been known to serenade the likes of Mourinho and Ancelotti ‘live’ on Botox Berlusconi’s TV network as music plays in the background. Well, the folks at Chiambretti did it again this week and got a Middle Eastern-inspired dancer to dance in front of Pippo Inzaghi as he watched in amazement. Ciao zio, si stanno godendo, sì?! (hey uncle, you’re enjoying it yea?!)

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Many have been mesmerized by the sensual dancers on Italian TV show Chiambretti Night, but no one enjoyed it as much as Uncle Carlo! We don’t know what’s going on “behind” but someone bring a bucket of water, per favore!

Also, Chelski’s coach has made it clear that he does not want to be on the same table as Jose Mourinho – if UEFA ever decides to hold one of those awkward gala dinners that Pele ever so enjoys. “If Mourinho is Jesus, I’m not his apostle,” he declared. Surprisingly, Uncle Carlo did not criticise Leoooonardo’s current work at the club, saying that he believed in the Brazilian coach. Oh dear, what is going on?!

Anyway, enjoy the rest of the photos. They’re all equally as painful as the one above, but still awesome.

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First it was Fabio Capello. Now it’s Jose Mourinho.  Man, they even had that CSI dude getting a lap-dance on the show. The awkwardness factor in this show is about to hit the roof! Who else do the producers of Chiambretti Night want? More importantly, what the heck is it supposed to be about?

For now, we know it’s being shown on Botox Berlusconi‘s TV network and there’s a Burlesque/Moulin Rouge theme tagged to it. Should we petition to get Juande Ramos on the show?!