May 18, 6 days ago

Crackovia Club- Barca’s Church Musical, Sergio Ramos & Mourinho To Karanka : “You’re Portuguese!”

Crackovia Club- Barca’s Church Musical, Sergio Ramos & Mourinho To Karanka : “You’re Portuguese!”

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, our weekly special on the best comedy (ok, this is getting repetitive!) show from Catalonia. This week’s episode had a few surprises up its sleeve again, with a church musical – complete …

May 14, 10 days ago

Real Madrid Throws Grand La Liga Bash At Bernabeu, Ronaldo’s Security ‘Breach’ & Villarreal’s Relegation

Real Madrid Throws Grand La Liga Bash At Bernabeu, Ronaldo’s Security ‘Breach’ & Villarreal’s Relegation

Real Madrid celebrated their 32nd La Liga trophy in the grandest way possible last night – glamour, fireworks, white confetti and an opera show! You know it isn’t a Madrid party unless Placido Domingo proudly belts out the Madrid …

May 3, 21 days ago

Real Madrid Celebrate La Liga Title Win On Flight Home, Plaza de Cibeles In ‘Fiesta’ Mode

Real Madrid Celebrate La Liga Title Win On Flight Home, Plaza de Cibeles In ‘Fiesta’ Mode

They couldn’t do it at the Bernabeu, but they did it anyway! Real Madrid finally picked up their 32nd Spanish League title after their 3-0 win over Bilbao at the San Mames last night. It was their first La Liga …

Apr 27, 27 days ago

Crackovia Club: Argentina’s President Expropriates Messi, Darth Mourinho And Obi-Wan Guardiola’s Epic Battle

Crackovia Club: Argentina’s President Expropriates Messi, Darth Mourinho And Obi-Wan Guardiola’s Epic Battle

Welcome toThe Friday Crackovia Club, your weekly recap of football’s craziest comedy show from Catalonia! Unfortunately, we’ll have to wait till next week to see their hilarious take on the Champions League action (expect sketches of epic proportions) as the Crackovia crew …

Apr 21, 33 days ago

El Clasico: Mourinho Motivates Real’s Players, Tell Them “I Believe In You” & Leo Messi Launches Guardiola Book

El Clasico: Mourinho Motivates Real’s Players, Tell Them “I Believe In You” & Leo Messi Launches Guardiola Book

There are only two matches worth skipping cupcake classes for this weekend – el clasico (Barcelona vs Real Madrid at the Nou Camp) and Arsenal’s lunchtime date with Chelsea at the Emirates later today. Sure, you could factor in the post-Champions …

Apr 17, 37 days ago

Champions League: Bayern To Play For Pride Against Real Madrid, Mourinho In “No Doubt” Over Lineup

Champions League: Bayern To Play For Pride Against Real Madrid, Mourinho In “No Doubt” Over Lineup

UEFA Champions League Semi-Final (First Leg)
Bayern Munich vs Real Madrid : 20.45CET
Nothing screams “BLOCKBUSTER” more than the Champions League semi-final showdown between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid. There have been a handful of Bayern-Real playoffs in the last decade, but tonight’s edition will …

Apr 14, 40 days ago

WW: Szczesny Is The Best BALLERina, Mourinho Snubs The Media & Mancini Finally Immune To Balotelli

WW: Szczesny Is The Best BALLERina, Mourinho Snubs The Media & Mancini Finally Immune To Balotelli

We kick off this edition of ‘Weekend Wrap’ with an epic photo of Arsenal’s goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, attempting ballet like pimps do. The Gunners recently filmed a video with dancers from the English National Ballet in a tie-up …

Apr 5, 49 days ago

The Telenovela That Is Ibrahimovic, Mourinho And Guardiola

The Telenovela That Is Ibrahimovic, Mourinho And Guardiola

Buckle up! The three-way duel between Ibrahimovic, Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola has reached a new level of absurdity and to be honest, even a cotton-candy machine makes more sense than these three grown men.
Following Milan’s elimination from the …

Mar 10, 75 days ago

Jose Mourinho To Burn At ‘Fallas’, Di Matteo Chills, Cristiano Ronaldo Car Gets Towed & Arsenal

Jose Mourinho To Burn At ‘Fallas’, Di Matteo Chills, Cristiano Ronaldo Car Gets Towed & Arsenal

Welcome to your Weekly Football wrap! From the looks of it, the Valencianos are all ready to celebrate their traditional Fallas festival by burning these “ninots” (puppets) of Jose Mourinho and Barca’s assistant coach, Tito Vilanova at the celebration …

Mar 9, 76 days ago

Friday Crackovia Club : Jose Mourinho As Charlie Chaplin, Lionel Messi “Suffers” At Home

Friday Crackovia Club : Jose Mourinho As Charlie Chaplin, Lionel Messi “Suffers” At Home

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, a weekly special on (quite possibly) the best football comedy show around! This week, the producers of Crackovia made sneaky references to “Real” as “Reial Madrid” – a play on the word “Rei” (as …

Mar 2, 83 days ago

Noticias : In Search Of Pep Guardiola’s Next Protégé And Why Jose Mourinho Really Came To London

Noticias : In Search Of Pep Guardiola’s Next Protégé And Why Jose Mourinho Really Came To London

It’s hilarious how the story of Jose Mourinho house-hunting London has sparked so much excitement all week, that the poor fan who took this photo with him has yet to be identified!
Anyway, the Spanish press believes that Mourinho visited …

Feb 29, 85 days ago

Noticias : European Football Agents Earn €400 Million Annually, But Only 41% Do It Full-Time

Noticias : European Football Agents Earn €400 Million Annually, But Only 41% Do It Full-Time


In what could be a groundbreaking report by the CIES Football Observatory, football agents have been revealed to be greedy, money-making maniacs! Hey, we all know that this is true (except for Mesut Ozil’s perhaps, who once patiently – …

Feb 6, 107 days ago

LA LIGA LUNES : Ballon D’or Winner Homare Sawa Meets Xavi, Mourinho Reads Notes & Sevilla Coach Gets The Boot

Welcome to a slightly late edition of La Liga Lunes (La Liga Monday!) Over the weekend, the Women’s FIFA Ballon d’Or winner Homare Sawa met up with Barcelona maestro Xavi at the club’s training ground. Her team, INAC Kobe …

Feb 1, 113 days ago

OFFBEAT :German National Team’s Retro Ad, Mourinho’s Carpark Moment, Harry Kewell’s Tennis Day..

Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we cover the wacky side of football! Today, read about the German National Team’s bizarre new campaign, Mourinho’s Carpark ‘Me Time’, Harry Kewell’s Tennis Day Out and Guti’s Holiday!

Now now, don’t get all excited! You’re …

Jan 25, 120 days ago

Copa Del Ray: El Clasico’s Mourinho vs Guardiola Telenovela Ends Tonight & The Miracle Of Mirandes

The rematch of last week’s el clasico between Barcelona and Real Madrid will be played out tonight and amigas y chicos, the bloody war …

Jan 23, 122 days ago

LA LIGA LUNES : Barcelona Run Out Of Ways To Celebrate Messi’s Hat-Trick & Mourinho Shuts Out Jeers

Real Madrid 4 Athletic Bilbao 1

Welcome to La Liga Lunes! As you may know, Mourinho’s formidable Los Blancos defeated Bilbao 4-1 last night, despite Llorente’s opening goal in the 13th minute. Unfortunately, the Portuguese was also at the receiving …

Jan 18, 127 days ago

Copa Del Ray : El Clasico Is Pep-Mourinho’s Psychological Showdown & Carles Puyol Takes You Through His Regime

COPA DEL RAY
Real Madrid vs Barcelona – 22:00

Lo maravilloso!! The Day of Reckoning has arrived. Put away your Vicente Del Bosque Panini stickers right NOW because the  first el clasico of the year between Real Madrid and Barcelona will be fought …

Jan 16, 129 days ago

LA LIGA LUNES : Jose Mourinho’s ‘Sticky Note’ Tactics Sheet, Simeone Lifts Atletico Madrid & Another Messi Show

Yes, you’re looking at the sticky note belonging to Jose Mourinho from Saturday’s match between Real Madrid and Mallorca. Granted, his handwriting looks a little like your 7-year-old sister’s when she’s penning a poem about Prince Charming in a pink …

Jan 6, 139 days ago

The Friday Crackòvia Club : A New Jingle For Mourinho And Puyol Hypnotises Neymar

Welcome to the first Friday Crackovia Club of 2012! As the Catalans say… “és temps de festa!” (time to party) And really, who better to raise your first toast to than these brilliant actors, who do it week in and week out? …

Dec 21, 155 days ago

Raul’s Wife Calls The Shots, Beckhams Arrive Home & Dani Alves Says ‘Jealousy Is Very Bad’


Long before Sara Carbonero… there was Mamen Sanz! She’s the equivalent of Victoria Beckham when it comes to the Spanish Mega Wag status (eye-rolls all across the town again, we see) but there’s a lot more to her …