Fútbolita

1. Zidane (misty-eyed and all) says that the 2006 Head Butting Incident is now very much in the past.

2. Guardiola’s success as Barca coach is no surprise to Kluivert.

3. Juventus hit by stadium ban.

4. Ronaldo scores in Corinthians 2-0 victory over Sao Paulo to earn a place in Paulista final against Santos. Watch the goals here.

Please enjoy the sight of Cescy celebrating Arsenal’s ticket to the semi-finals.

Face Grease scores to send his side to the next round of the Champions League.

Deco warns Chelsea that it’ll be impossible to stop Messi.

Kaka wants Gerrard at Milan. Unfortunately, we disagree with that.

1. Madrid defeat Valladolid. Barbie Doll’s boyfriend, Sergio Ramos was caught ditching the game for a Bullfighting event.

2. Kun and Simao score for Atletico.

3. Senna to miss Arsenal’s meeting against Villarreal.

4. Adriano’s ‘real antics’ revealed by Brazilian newspaper. Supposedly.

Barca Thrash Bayern’s Socks Off!

Beckenbauer says Bayern played the Worst Football in The History of the Club. Ouch!

In other news, Estudiantes also thrash Cruzeiro 4-0 in Copa Libertadores.

Inter call for end to media frenzy over Adriano.

1. Porto talk up their prospects against Manchester United tonight.

2. Villarreal ready for revenge mission against Arsenal.

3. Gremio fire coach Celso Roth after their weekend loss to Internacional.

4. Luxemburgo asks Barcelona to sort out their chase for Keirrison.

1. Mexico loses to Honduras but Mexican bad boy Nery Castillo scores. Yeah, Carlos Vela can’t put his finger on it either.(EDIT : How could we have missed this? Bolivia thrash Argentina 6-1!)

2. Italy draws with Ireland. Amauri’s twin scores in this one.

3. Heinze says he’s happy at Real Madrid. We believe him.

4. Robert Pires and Javi Venta have extended their Villarreal contracts to 2010.

1. Mexico’s Nery Castillo aka the Hispanic Jesse Bradford lashes out at Mexican media (above). He’s accused of drinking, arriving late for training and being a traitor.

2. Spain and Holland heading the World Cup chase after weekend games.

3. Maradona hails Argentina’s “shorties” aka Aguero, Tevez and Messi. Together, they average 1.7m in height.

4. Di Natale to miss Italy’s WC Qualifier against Ireland due to knee injury.

1. Deco and his Portuguese dance troupe will face Sweden on Saturday.

2. Fashion Ferosha Gerard Pique says Spain are not the best in the World, yet.

3. A closer look at Brazil VS Ecuador on Sunday night.

4. Roman Calderon to run for Real Madrid’s Elections. Is he serious?

5. UEFA’s new values for the future of European football.

1. Last week’s Sunday Señor strikes again and Marcelo shares his secret.

2. Robinho’s spokesman dismisses Pele’s claims that the player is on drugs. Where’s Romario when we need him?

3. Spanish seleccion suffer Iniesta blow.

4. Barcelona trump Malaga 6-0 and both Titipo and Eto’o salute the crowd – again.

1. Nacional thrash River Plate in Copa Libertadores. How can they expect to win with Shrek and Donkey?

2. Roberto Carlos wants to return to Real Madrid. Is he serious?

3. Champions League and UEFA Cup Draws to be held this afternoon!

4. Pep Guardiola wants Pied Piper Higuain. Hmm…

1. Corinthians Dream of Zidane-Ronaldo pairing. Uh, dream on?

2. Mourinho fined €10,000 by the Italian league.

3. Dani Alves is happy at Barcelona and will not be going to Chelski.

4. Joaquin says Valencia should sell the two Davids. Ooh, controversia!

1. Mourinho’s pout playing mind games with Ferguson.

2. AS Roma short on numbers for their Arsenal clash.

3. Lyon believes they must attack in Barcelona to win the game.

4. Massimo Donati tells Inter to knock United out and win the Champions League.

River Plate and San Lorenzo  flop in the Copa Libertadores but players still love Capoeira.

Fluminense sack Simoes shortly after Farmer Fred’s introduction!

Senor Mourinho dismisses exit talk.

De Rossi has the flu but will still play against Udinese.

Lazio defeat Juventus in Italian Cup.

Besides Juventus, Roma hopes for Mourinho to eat his words.

Brazilian club Barueri fires three coaches.

Barcelona pull out of MLS Franchise bid… bad timing much?

1. Ronaldo Lima fined for arriving late at team hotel. What’s new?

2. Can Uruguay return to their days of World Power?

3. Emery thinks Valencia can still be in the Top 4 despite loss.

4. River Plate slump in Argentinean Apertura again.

Luis Figo (pictured with his wife and some ferosha Italians above) thinks Ronaldo should join Real Madrid

Inter want to buy Kun Aguero.

Pep says he greatly believes in his Barcelona team.

FIFA rule makers to mull extra referees and sin bins.

1. It was a bad night for Champions League football but Bayern smashed 5 goals past Sporting.

2. Drogba’s strike puts Chelsea in pole position.

3. Villarreal manage a draw against Panathinaikos FC.

4. Pato nearly played for PSV after seeing old photos of Ronaldo Lima at the club.

Madrid ready for Liverpool….and so are we!

Van Persie strike gives Arsenal the edge over Roma.

Del Piero says Juventus are confident to face Chelsea tonight.

Alvaro will not shed tears when he steps into the Bernabeu later.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE esta noche?

1. Inter are ready for United and so are their treinadors, especially The Sexy One.

2. Atletico ready for Porto tonight.

3. Arsenal will ‘take-off’ against Roma.

4. Barca looking forward to Lyon.

A frenzy for 2010 World Cup tickets from all around the world!

Hugo Sanchez dreams of being Real Madrid coach. We’re sure Sanchez will get his six-month chance.

Peru captain Solano rushed to hospital with dehydration.

Mourinho ready for United test.