So the ‘ballers with no international duties have been spotted everywhere enjoying their summer holidays! Samir Nasri and Djibril Cissé were both seen in Miami having quite a splash with their SOs. Deco was also photographed in Ibiza with Ana Paula, his Brazilian girlfriend. No sign of Dracula Calderon, however. Remember, he’s that dude in a tie and suit standing creepily next to the Pacha bouncers.
Then of course there’s Greaseano in LA with Herpey Hilton. According to the Italian newspapers, they were exchanging “raunchy texts” last Friday morning and Greasay spent the next day laughing about his ‘adventure’ to his brother, Hugo, by the poolside. As for Herpey, she spent her day waiting for a phone call or message from him but was disappointed. So she actually organized her ‘own party’ and invited the man along along. Wow, what a classy lady!
Photos via Globo, TMZ and Just Jared
Yes, that’s Greaseano heading to Paris Hilton’s house… the mother of Herpes! He wants to know what she thinks about Real Madrid because give her five minutes and she will be able to dissect the transfer market in numbers for us all. You’d be floored by Paris’s brain! Anyway, he’s into the Tranny Blonde Look for the moment, so she’s pretty perfect.
Anyway, thanks to our amigas at ONTD Futbol, we were notified that Herpey Hilton hooked up with Greaseano after he spent 20 thousand bucks on champagne at club MyHouse in Hollywood. And that’s an achievement for Herpey because she actually went up to him at a club last July but spectacularly failed. Greaseano is in the USA for a holiday and quite possibly, to get another one of those fake tans to show off in tight John Galliano shorts. Ok ok, we’ll stop.. he’s effectively a Real Madrid player now, WTF.
Under the cut… let the Herpes Heroes unite!
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