From the orange tan to tight butt shorts, Greaseano has set tongues wagging from the start of time! / via AFP

Here he is again, the Italian Stallion himself Boriello hitting the clubs. You better STEP ASIDE!!!

Hey Owen, Boyzone called... they want their banging haircuts back

Everyone wants a photo with Mr. Mandela!!! / via R.Ribeiro

This is why the strange Gerard piques our interest.... / via Reuters

"I am Carlito Tevez and I use CLEAR shampoo for Men" / via Reuters

Going to your own game, Gatti?!!!/ via Calcio Blog

As you can tell, Ricardo Quaresma and his nets should be on that douchilicious TV mess known as....JERSEY SHORE!

It's Diego with his fiancee, Bruna! Remember when the German pappz used to say he was leaving her for Sarah Conner? LOL / via Globo

Boy at the back secretly wants to hug the awesomeness that is Paolo Maldini. Che charming!! / via Gettyimages

Could it be the Wolfman of Barcelona himself... Senor Pep?! Benicio del Toro ain't got nuthin'... / via Reuters

Now now, Paolo, who is this dashing Italian teenager?

Zlatan and Helena are listening to what you have to say...

Meet Leonardo's namorada... Sky Italia's Anna Billo!

Yes, it's BoBojan. And yes, interesting pose! / via Gettyimages

Julio Cesar... o que uma família adorável! / via Globo