Geri The Pout Piqué …. Quieres ser Sleeping Beauty?! This just shows how tired everyone at the Barca camp is and although we think the World Club Championship can be quite unnecessary at times, they’re all paid millions so they’d better work it!
Anyway, here we have the bevy of Barca beauties for you as they enjoy some “me time” on the plane. Xavi looks delighted to be sitting next to a wide-screen while Puyolita is feeling right at home with his black socks. How dare you judge! Meanwhile, the moment he lands, the Messiah is whisked away to the beaches of Abu Dhabi. Also, let’s not forget Ibracadabra and his fan… thumbs up, anyone?
Is this the curse of Rubin Kazan? Even exasperated Pep has run out of hand movements to last the entire game… and you know that’s bad!
Anyway, after pulling off a shock victory at Nou Camp, everyone from the strange bloke who looks like Robert Pattinson on crack to the stray cat next door is wondering if the mighty Barca are really faltering. They were held to a 0-0 draw in Russia, so understandably, you’d be looking for holes in the cheese.
“We looked for a goal at all times, but the ball did not want to go in. It was very difficult to create chances,” said Puyolita after the match. “We knew they would play a very defensive game, with two lines of four players very close together. They have closed down the spaces very well. They have a number of players of great quality, and that are very dangerous on the counterattack. They are a great team.”
Here are some great photos from yesterday’s games… someone grab Wesley Sneijder a kite!
It’s Barca, Bojan’s giving you the lazy eye, and they thrashed Zaragoza 6-1 yesterday. What more can we say? For all those who can’t stop talking about the midweek loss to Rubin, Xavi wants you to grab an umbrella and sit down NOW.
“It has been proved that the cycle was not finished because the only difference between Rubin and Zaragoza was our success in front of goal, because our philosophy of attacking play is always the same,” he said.
As for Ibracadabra, y’know he was totally giving the Douche face when he said : “I am yet to reach my best level. It is great to win a game with six goals.”
Yeah, yeah, Iker we know you want to be Spain’s Minister of Wedgies but disculpe cara. You’d be better quick because our bets are on Geri-Florentino-Perez-Is-A-Lion-Pique. Besides, Zapetaro’s goth daughters already decided. They only want him.
Anyway, Goldilocks Puyol has finally renewed his contract with Los Cules and he’ll be at the club till 2014. Meu Deus! we’ll be 89 by then.
Xavi was so happy that his good friend is staying that he also signed an extension. “Carles has been here for many years – he is the soul of the team and therefore, this news is fantastic,” he said. “We started together here and in the selection and hopefully we’ll (retire) here. We’re both very much culés and we love this club which demonstrates their confidence (in us). It is a privilege to be here.”
Oooh, Commitment… that’s what we’re talking about! Anyway, enjoy this video of Puyi looking embarrassed…
There were once a bunch of douchebags who were openly laughing at Puyolita at a dingy pub we went to. One our amigas couldn’t help it so she yelled : “He’s a Spanish and European champion. Are you?!!!!” We left early that night.
Anyway, Goldilocks is so important to the club that Xavi wants him to put pen to paper now and renew his contract! “They are two superb players who have so much for the club,” he told Sport, referring to Rafael Marquez and the club captain. “I am convinced that they can still contribute a lot more to Barcelona. I expect that everything will be sorted soon because their renewals are important for everyone.” Indeed.. Puyolita has been extremely instrumental to Los Cules’ achievements and he did it all without a haircut!
Meanwhile, if you’re wondering what happened to Jailbait Bobojan, he resumed training after a long injury layoff… so all you pervs can finally stop watching videos like these!
Los Cules strolled to a comfortable 4-1 win over Racing last night thanks to a double from the Messiah and two additional goals from Pique and Ibracadabra. What else did you expect? For Puyolita to bag a hat-trick of own goals? That won’t be happening anytime soon! These folks are on a roll… and Pep Guardiola didn’t even need a mud bath.
“I am satisfied with the first and second half. We were serious throughout. We didn’t want to go crazy making unnecessary efforts, we passed the ball well and that made us stronger. We controlled the game,” Pep said after the game.
In other news, Samuel Eto’o is demanding around €3m (£2.7m) from Senor Laporta as part of the Barca to Inter deal. If he needs help, Potter Perez is just a phone call away…. or not.
By Miguel Riopa/AFP
All this photo needs is Goldilocks Puyol and the woods will be magically transformed! Greaseano’s pout is not helping the cause though, so we suggest he’d best get with the plan in Ireland, where Real Madrid’s pre-season training is taking place. According to Pellegrini, he’s been showing commitment as of late. “He is the first to arrive at a training session; he has fully integrated into the team and he doesn’t act like a star,” declared the Chilean.
Also, someone please tell Karim Benzzzzzema that lifting weights is not a sight to behold. Kaka who looks to be on a perpetual holiday break (with about 900 more weddings to attend in Brazil) was MIA, but you can expect photos of him and Greaseano stretching pretty soon – stuff that defines the art of Ferosha Fangirlism.
Amusingly though, after the training, several dozen local fans pleaded for Ronaldo to stop “walking and sign autographs” as camera crews walked through puddles to keep up. “I must go to training,” he said “Maybe you wait for me after.” He will also give you the eye if you have jet black hair and silicone boobs, so be prepared!
Also, Aofie Finneran from The Belfast Telegraph met the Madrid players yesterday. You can read her encounter here!
Goldilocks doesn’t think you should mourn or scream at his team for mysteriously losing out to the USA on Wednesday. Instead, you should all sit down and allow la seleccion to take this as a lesson as they battle for third place in the Confederations Cup.
“We know that in football is like this – one day you are the best but the criticism comes after the first defeat. But we must be prepared and this will help us to us grow. We have to start winning again, secure third place in the Cup and prove we can (beat our opponents),” he said.
“ We are thinking about the holidays, but we must fight to the end.”
Oh Puyolita! We hope that he eventually found a decent hairdresser in South Africa. You know he could work Lady Gaga’s bangs and still look the same.
That nina on the left is seeing stars. Look at the way she’s looking at Stable Boy Torres! Better still, she’s holding on to his arm for dear life. Oh what the hell? We’d probably touch his blonde mane first before asking a question but her reaction is epic.
Anyway, the Spaniards met a few fans outside their Bloemfontein hotel yesterday and happily (this applies to Uncle Del Bosque) signed autographs for them. Unforch, Xavi looks like a deer caught in ‘daylights’ while Puyol is frowning again. Sonrisa, hombres!
Goldilocks and co’ have arrived in Rustenburg, South Africa for the Confederations Cup which kicks off this weekend! And in the photo above, hombre looks pretty sly. Did Pujjjjol spot a hair salon by the corner? Oh, and it accepts international credit cards too!
Anyway, Spain will be playing New Zealand on Sunday (yes, they have a football team) and Grandpa Del Bosque would rather sit back and enjoy himself.
“We’re here as reigning European champions, but we have the utmost respect for our opponents. We’re taking on the role of favourites, and we will give our all, but the main thing is that the fans enjoy the tournament,” he said.
Techno raver Sergio Ramos looks genuinely excited about that mobile phone and Olala’s husband, Stable Boy Torres‘ facial expression just screams B-O-R-E-D.
PHOTO : AFP
Rome has transformed itself into a virtual tourist hotspot overnight. Visitors have flocked to take photos with the Champions League trophy – and even a caricature version of Puyolita. Here are some photos which stood out. Enjoy!
So while H.Potter Perez and his witchcraft amigos were in search of new wands yesterday, the real magic happened when Barca arrived at the Camp Nou carrying their Copa Del Ray trophy! Bobojan was clearly checking out a fan in the photo above. He’s 18, so everyone please chill and ignore this photo. Or maybe not.
By the way, why weren’t there any sporting streakers ready to run over the barricades to get to the players? Punch security in the balls if you have to. You know Puyol was waiting for it!
Just because we’re eagerly anticipating the Barca/Chelsea game, here’s a bonus photo post. We’ve included one of Puyolita running through the sprinklers. Please honour Bobojan’s wave!
Tennis golden boy Rafael Nadal claims he loves Real Madrid as much as Barcelona (which self-respecting football fan says that?). But the following story isn’t so much about Nadal. We only posted the picture for you to enjoy Goldilocks (Puyol) and his Barca teammate, Iniesta, who is out on injury.
Iniesta found the time to give the Barcelona Channel and update. He said he’ll only come back to play for Guardiola when he’s fully recovered. “I’ll see how it is. When I was injured, (they) said to me that I should only return (to play) when I’m fully recovered. I want more time (to recover) and eat Christmas pie,” he said.
Of course, Iniesta found the time to speak about Barca’s current form. “The team is performing very well. We worked in the best possible way since the beginning. Even after some problems in the beginning, the results arrived. We must ensure everything remains as it is.”
The last time we saw Iniesta was at the European Championships, which Spain won. And it sure looks like Barca are coping well without him too.
Messi, Xavi and Puyol receive their awards for the FIFPRO Team of the Year 2008. Complete team : Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid), Rio Ferdinand, Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchested United), John Terry (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres (Liverpool) & Kaká (Milan).
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