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E ai Mano… Menezes?

Ash — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:49:07 +0000

From the looks of it, all Detinho (next to Ronaldo) wants is a FREE PASS to Mano Menezes‘ next seleção bootcamp! That expression on his face says it all. You could dial an ambulance and you still won’t be able to incept the Menezes/Detinho mind game because dude is dying to go to Granja Comary ASAP. They have a secret pact which does not include Roberto Carlos, infelizmente.

The point of this is to put our hands together, stand in a circle and say “Bem-vindo!!!” to the former Corinthians coach who will needing some of Dopey’s sleeping pills now as the official Brazilian national team coach! E ai MANO?!

Take a good look at the man whose first job is to say “Felipe Melo Who?”

Photos via Mauricio Lima/AFP

Like Father, Like Son!

Ash — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:59:50 +0000

Sometimes, we wonder what it must be like to have Ronaldo O Fenomeno as your dad. Apart from waking up everyday to see your father’s public antics with a woman who isn’t your mother being splashed all over the gossip rags, it must be cool. And maybe a little weird! What does that make Bia Antony, then? Ronald’s aunt?

Anyway, here’s Ronald (yes, that’s his name!) enjoying some quality father-son bonding session at Deco’s friendly match held in Indaiatuba, a city north of of Sao Paulo.

Photos via AFP (Mauricio Lima)

Ronaldo Lima’s Cool Birthday Shades!!

Ash — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:28:07 +0000

Well, it wasn’t exactly his birthday but O fenomeno deserves a pat on the back and maybe a call-up by Dopey (for an exhibition game) for being so cool at his son’s birthday! If he turned up at my door looking like that, my dad would immediately ask if he was from the loony bin. OK, what the heck… my dad LIVES for Ronaldo!

At the same event, a fan tried to kiss her hero (since his partner, Bia Antony wasn’t around… it would’ve been AWKWARD with Milene, Ron’s ex-wife being there), there was a buffet, song and dance although obviously they forgot to hire Roberto Carlos as the clown for the evening’s entertainment. Meu deus, he’d be perfect for it, blowing balloons and all!

Anyway, Ronald turned two days ago and oh boy, he’s really growing up fast. Just as long as he isn’t listening to Miley Cyrus or harbouring dreams of becoming a break dancer (that was in 2002), there’s no need to run for cover… yet!

via Ego

Noticias : Denilson, Bojan, Ronaldo’s R$100 Lasagna

Ash — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:59:05 +0000

So Brazil’s U-17 coach, Lucho Nizzo paid a visit to the Arsenal’s Brasileiros yesterday (including Eduardo da Silva, who is now effectively a Croat….but they still love him the same!). He was apparently invited to England by his former U-15 prodigy, Denilson. The official purpose of his trip was to learn more about Arsenal’s working methods. We all know that the REAL reason Uncle Lucho came was for a taste of the infamous Brazilian soup prepared by Gilberto Silva before he left for Greek shores. Admiti-lo!

So the Messiah netted two goals (and we all know he is still the undisputed SuperStar) but everyone, please put your hands together for Bobojan who also scored in Barca’s demolition of Stuttgart last night! Buen trabajo, muchacho. Tiempo de helados!

And although the official instructions were for Messi “not to get the ball”, you know this is wishful thinking on Christian Gross’s part. Join the wagon, Gross! He ain’t gonna pass it to you, anyway, so might as well just give up and enjoy a mojito on the house.

So your favourite Brazilian Great who is approaching retirement soon aka Ronaldo Lima has gotten himself into another funny mess again. In a flight he boarded that was heading to Bogota last week, he complained that the sandwiches on board were a “misery”. Shortly after that, the flight attendant (accidentally, we’re guessing) passed him some lasagna that was meant for the pilot. “I pay a hundred real for you to leave this lasagna here,” instructed Ronaldo. The flight attendant refused and Ronaldo ended up only with the sandwich!

via Ego/AP

Felipão : There Is Still Hope For Ronaldo….

Ash — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:31:12 +0000

Of course he’s referring to his countryman Ronaldo, not everybody else’s favourite, Greaseano! Seriously now…. what were you thinking, tipos?!

And before we start ranting about how incredibly rude Chelski were to Big Phil (“But they serve raspberry tarts on a silver platter to Didier Drogba, what do you expect?” said a futbolita), we’d better get to the point. The former coach of the selecao has declared that Ronaldo Lima can exorcise his own devils if he wants to and play in the World Cup next year… for the love of Wagner Love!

“If Ronaldo wants to, he can overcome a little bit (of obstacles), return to a fitter weight and still pose a headache to anyone who thinks that he cannot (play in) any competition,” declared Felipão. “Ronaldo is a player who excels. Sometimes, many people think he is finished, but he has a power to overcome much larger obstacles than other athletes.”

Dear Felipão, always the man to have great faith in others!

Noticias : Tired Guardiola, Twilight And Confused Collina….

Ash — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:43:08 +0000

Senor Pep, who looks exhausted from having to bring his daughters to the horrid premiere of New Moon over the weekend wants you to know that even without the Messiah, Ibracadabra and Iniesta, Barca can defeat Inter tonight. Many will call it wishful thinking… but come on! “They are two very important players, but I do not buy the idea that we will be less without Ibra and Messi,” he said. “We’ll compete to win eleven-to-eleven against Inter.”
Come to think of it, Geri Pique will be a perfect addition to cast of Twilight (Pique as Jacob Black, is that you?). He’s got the smouldering vampire look that will put the likes of Robert-I-don’t-shampoo-my-hair-Pattyson to shame!
Everyone from sullen-faced cab drivers to the lazy policemen in our neighbourhood can’t stop talking about Titipo Henry’s handball. And now, Lord of the Rings star, referee Pierluigi Collina has given his two cents on the issue. Sadly, he’s trying to be on the fence about this one. “Henry’s case is striking because it has contributed to the fact that one nation has gone to the World Cup. It is not difficult to understand what happened. The point of contact takes a few hundredths of a second and you may not have seen it (on the cameras).” Ei zio, cosa stai dicendo?!! Who is he trying to kid?

Finally, a sighting of Arsenal’s Mr. Guapo aka Carlos Vela! He’s been out injured for a while now, so it’s nice to see him with Cescy at training again. They’ll take on R. Standard de Liège later tonight and el capitano is pretty happy with the way things are. “I have learnt a lot since I was named captain,” he said. “At the beginning it was a bit difficult, but I feel more capable than a year ago. I know my responsibility, my job and I feel everyone is helping and supporting me. I’m looking forward to a great season with Arsenal.” Way to go!

And in case you were wondering what happened to Ronaldo Lima, here he is trying to run away from Brazilian paparazzi a few days ago after a nice lunch with local singer, Wanessa. Well, he thought he could outdo them all by running out the front door where a Jesus Luz clone was waiting…. but he was mistaken! Eles são mais espertos do que você, cara!

via Ego, Reuters and Gettyimages

Ronaldo Lima Sues Ex-Wife…. Escândalo!

Ash — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:19:48 +0000

They’re such an adorable family so it makes us sad to learn that Ronaldo has filed a lawsuit against his former wife (and probably the best one – she was a futebolista after all), Milene Domingues. The suit alleges that his oldest son, Ronald has been ‘inadequately taken care of’ under her and Ronaldo is also demanding a review of the custody.

Milene current resides in Madrid and Ronald plays for a youth team there. “I am very sad because in the end what we are discussing is only in the interest of our child ; as far as I’m concerned, I’ve been (taking care of him) because they’ve been separated from for many years,” she said. Milene’s recent break up with footballer David Aganzo (Rayo Vallecano striker) has also left her down in the dumps but she has found support, surprisingly in Madrid’s latest Power Couple, Kaka and Caroline. “They’re two great friends who have great support for me. There was a time when I was tempted to return to (Brazil). Although I have many friends here, I miss my family because I see them only twice a year. But eventually I will stay in Spain,” she said.

Boo, Ronaldo! What makes you think that Bia Antony deserves a Mother’s Day bouquet? She can’t even cook and she hates Shrek! No one hates Shrek. Bia IS the evil stepmother. Naaaao!

via Ego and Hola

Riquelme To Corinthians?

Ash — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:39:14 +0000

That mop of hair Riquelme is smoldering belongs to none other than the Messiah. Obviously times have changed and one year on, no one would have anticipated his fall out with The Dona. And and if the rumours are true, Riquelme will be joining the Timão gatos at Corinthians next season. It’ll be pretty cool to see him with Ronaldo Lima… maybe even better than watching Veterans Football F.C that Milan are offering now!

“Corinthians called my representative several times,” Riquelme told Ole. “I don’t know if I’ll be contacting the club, but I’m right here. I have an important year ahead and want to do the best I can (for Boca). Let’s see if I am lucky to be champion again and after June 30, we’ll see what we’ll do.” Anyway, the rumored sum is believed to be U.S.$5 million a season and don’t worry, this does not include a large payout to Tevez’s shady agents.

PARABENS EL FENÔMENO

Ash — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:54:54 +0000

Ya’ll over there… hiding by the corner of the room… don’t be shy! Let’s all help O Fenômeno celebrate his 33rd birthday with his wife Bia Anthony in tow. Unfortunately, Hello Kitty wasn’t invited to the Club Royal in São Paulo, though and neither were his Corinthians teammates. How rude! Instead, Brazilian A-Listers like Luciano Huck, Angélica and Wanessa Camargo joined in the celebrations. Boring… they should’ve headed to the amusement park instead.

Anyway, Bia is four months pregnant with Ronaldo’s third son. Desculpe, but no one is as adoravel as his first son, Ronald. They actually named him after Ronald McDonald.

via Ego

Ronaldo Lima é Um Pai

Ash — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:02:31 +0000

Not that it’s any surprise (tipo is like a baby making machine, sim?) but Ronaldo Lima is about to become a father for the third time. His wife, Bia Anthony, just gave birth to daughter Maria Sofia eight months ago!

“It was a surprise as we don’t know the sex of the baby yet and we haven’t discussed names. Ronaldo is a wonderful father,” Bia said.

At least Bia has decided on one thing – the fact that the birth will be all-natural. “It’ll be done normally, without anesthesia. I believe that cesarean section should be used only as a last resort. “

As for Ronaldo, he was less willing to share details of his new kid. He said :“Everyone knows that I do not like to talk about my private life. This is a personal matter. It is true that we’re expecting a child and (it’s) is a wonderful thing.”