Man City’s Madcap Title Celebrations : A Party With Carlos Tevez, David Silva, Joe Hart, Sergio Aguero & More
You’re looking at the two men who effectively won the Premiership title for Manchester City last night. And really, if it wasn’t for Edin Dzeko and Kun Aguero‘s pulsating goals in the last five minutes – a heart-stopping moment for …
Crackovia Club: Argentina’s President Expropriates Messi, Darth Mourinho And Obi-Wan Guardiola’s Epic Battle
Welcome toThe Friday Crackovia Club, your weekly recap of football’s craziest comedy show from Catalonia! Unfortunately, we’ll have to wait till next week to see their hilarious take on the Champions League action (expect sketches of epic proportions) as the Crackovia crew …
Messi Scores Five Goals Against Leverkusen, Wears The Best Sailor Outfit At Costume Party
Scoring five goals against Leverkusen in the Champions League… just another day in the office for Lionel Messi! The question is, who’s going mushroom picking with Xavi now? (don’t fret, there’s no real answer to that question.)
”I am fortunate to …
Noticias : Neymar Goes Wakeboarding and Lionel Messi’s First Youth Card At Barcelona
Every football fanatic would love to get their hands on one of these youth player cards – especially that belonging to a player/legend. While clubs usually authorize these official cards to be placed in their own museums (Real Madrid, for …
Carlos Tevez Returns To Man City And Receives Personalised Training Plan, Contests €12 Million Fine
Oh, what would Maradona say about this? The final episode of “Tevez y Mancini – La Ópera de Amor” has finally come to a close on all of you. But fear not, because although Man City went out of their …
Weekend Wrap : Cuando Messi, Ronaldo On Having ‘Good Genes’ & Arsenal-United Preview
Feliz Sabado! If you haven’t heard of ‘Cuando Messi‘, you’ve gotta get with the program right away. Yesterday (for the most part), most of the football fraternity was up in arms over something Pele said :
“When Messi has scored 1,283 …
Noticias : Gonzalo Higuain The Host & The Improvement Of Mesut Ozil’s Robotic Spanish
Real Madrid’s Pipita Higuain is quite a likable hombre, isn’t he? Come on now, Blaugranas… Madrid needs their own Moc Moc trio and we’re pretty sure these two can improve the …
Riquelme : “I Used To Pretend I Was Maradona. Now My Son Pretends He’s Messi”
All the futbolitos we’ve spoken to from Argentina (who support Boca – disculpe Independiente fans!) share the same level affection for Juan Roman Riquelme, who is easily one of the …
Offbeat Weds : Sara Carbonero Says Casillas Is “Easily Embarrassed”, Carlos Tevez & Daughter Gets Mobbed, Balotelli’s Damages & Guti Strikes Again
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we round up the wacky stories in football for you! This week, read about Sara Carbonero’s thoughts on her man Iker Casillas, Carlos Tevez goes home & Balotelli’s £400 000 toilet damaging fees and more!
As …
Tevez Goes To Mancini’s House & Asks HIM To Apologize!
We’re very sure anyone who has fallen down the pecking order at a club will seize a golden chance to promote their own clothing line. Lo que una camisa fea, hombre! Anyway, the Argentinean apparently went to Roberto Mancini’s house …
Tevez Ban Day #1 : The Teddy-Bear Golf Adventure
Everyone from your local deli guy to the empanada aunties are rolling over themselves screaming “WHAT IN THE WORLD is happening to Carlitos Tevez“, “Yo creía en él!!!” etc etc. And he struck again – appearing with a …
Selecao Bootcamp : Brazil Wins ‘Superclasico’!
You know you’ve made it when the boy with the slick Cristiano hairdo (upper right) squashes his forehead and nose into the window of the bus you’re in… just for a glimpse of you! Nevermind that he …
14-Year-Old Messi Predicts His Ballon d’Or Victory
So our friends at Barca sent this cool video as part of the club’s new campaign to foster “healthy eating habits”. In it, Lionel Messi appears as a cross between the a 14-year-old version of himself and Tin Tin …
Noticias : Valencia’s Victory & Kun Aguero Ignores Maradona’s Advise
VIVA VALENCIA! The city must be celebrating their 2-2 draw against Barcelona last night (“I told you so” messages from Valencian friends are on the way). Of course, the popular hero of the hour was deemed to be Cesc …
Messi On A Speedboat & Other Tales
It’s Monday (collective groans all over!) but it doesn’t have to be, if you’re Leo Messi or Dani Alves…. perennial Barca superstars! They were in the Spanish party island of Ibiza over the weekend with their partners including
The Arrival Of Kun Aguero!
So it’s settled then – after months of speculation and his open letter to fans and Atletico’s President, Kun Aguero is a Manchester City player! The deal is said to be worth (close to) £35million, which …
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